Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Sep 2024

  I’ve decided the way I’m going to gauge whether or not people can be part of my life going forward will be based on whether or not they like this film, and in particular whether or not they think the ending is “too much” (as I’ve heard a lot). If the third act of this masterpiece didn’t rouse you into a state of full-blown euphoria I don’t think we can be pals.

Recent reviews

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  The Demon 1963

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Puri just needed a really good gay bestie.

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  Kiss Kiss Bang Bang 2005

  ★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  Val Kilmer calling Robert Downey, Jr. a fag hag could cure cancer.

Popular reviews

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  Le Amiche 1955

  ★★½ Watched 27 May 2020

  At best unremarkable, at worst borderline banal. I like to believe Rosetta only attempted suicide so she wouldn’t have to be part of the rest of the film.

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  Robinson Crusoe 1954

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2020

  This somehow manages to be both Bunuel’s least and most bizarre film all at the same time.