Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 29 Sep 2024

  I’ve decided the way I’m going to gauge whether or not people can be part of my life going forward will be based on whether or not they like this film, and in particular whether or not they think the ending is “too much” (as I’ve heard a lot). If the third act of this masterpiece didn’t rouse you into a state of full-blown euphoria I don’t think we can be pals.

Recent reviews

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  Butcher, Baker, Nightmare Maker 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  I’d take my chances with Michael Myers over Aunt Cheryl any day.

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  Persona 1966

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Mar 2025

  The most perfect film ever made. Period.

Popular reviews

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  Le Amiche 1955

  ★★½ Watched 27 May 2020

  At best unremarkable, at worst borderline banal. I like to believe Rosetta only attempted suicide so she wouldn’t have to be part of the rest of the film.

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  Robinson Crusoe 1954

  ★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2020

  This somehow manages to be both Bunuel’s least and most bizarre film all at the same time.