Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Rocky IV 1985

  ★★★½ Rewatched 23 May 2021

  I don’t care what history books say, this is actually how the Cold War was ended.

Recent reviews

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  Black Bag 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  90 minute spy thriller with a bunch of sexy people being sexy.

  I look forward to all the internet discussion in 6 months when people watch this on Netflix or whatever and go “why don’t they make movies like this anymore?”, when those same people don’t support movies like this when they’re in theatres. 

  Soderbergh, keep doing what you’re doing. Love ya, man! Dudes put out 2 flicks already in 2025!

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  Fallen Leaves 2023

  ★★★½ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  This film is so unbelievable. There’s no way multiple people leaving the cinema after watching ‘The Dead Don’t Die’ would say they enjoyed that movie. (I enjoyed that movie)

Popular reviews

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  Cold Meridian 2020

  ★★★½ Watched 01 Oct 2020

  I’m not sure if I should wash my hair or watch some porn. Maybe both?

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  Bad Hair 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Jun 2020

  This was super effective at being things I hate: ASMR, popping, and eyeball closeups.