Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  grotesque 💕🥰✨👙🧵🪡

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  Saltburn 2023

  ★★ Watched 14 Jan 2024

  yeah no 🪦

Popular reviews

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  The Lighthouse 2019

  ★★★★ Watched 30 Oct 2019

  if you replace Robert Pattinson with a moth the whole movie actually make sense almost instantly

  
  not a cell phone in sight, just two people, living in the moment 

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  Donnie Darko 2001

  ★★★★½ Watched 17 Feb 2019 1

  Me when people try to make legitimate commentary when their favorite movies are “all the Marvel movies”: 
  First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario - It just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. 

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