Even I, a proud landlubber, a man of reason and refinement, was rendered a crumbly mound of dandyfunk by this picture. Cast adrift I was, slipping and sliding over waves of dreams and desire, life and death, past the lands of perfumed parlour snakes, to those distant shores sitting beyond sex, attraction and lust. To love. Love lapping at my heels. Lap away, I cry, lap away, you copper-bottomed scoundrel, plunder my soul and don’t ye stop.
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Brief History of a Family 2024
For a feature debut this is damn strong stuff, and a great way to kick off EAFFI2025
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Black Bag 2025
Black Bag is many things — it’s a sedate spy thriller; a celebration of middle-age romance; not as bad as its woeful Guy Ritchie-ass poster would have you think; and above all, a chance for Steve Jobs (2015) fans (like me!) to see Fassy slip into the turtle neck-and-specs combo once more!
* It also contains a perfect visual gag involving cling film which prompted many a polite chuckle from my crowd.
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The Pope's Exorcist 2023
The image of Russell Crowe cruising around on a Vespa has cleansed my sin-riddled soul.
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Housewife of the Year 2024
Hope this brings more awareness to the ancient evil that permeated every facet of Irish society throughout the 20th century: Gay Byrne.
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