Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Magazine Dreams 2023

  ★★★ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Still processing my thoughts on Jonathan Majors in general; there is so much that is unclear about his situation and he genuinely seems like a reformed man. But he undoubtedly gives a great performance here. This movie makes a bunch of insane (derogatory) choices from minutes 90-110, but the final 10 minutes really saved it for me. One of our greatest living actors and I hope he’s at least a decent enough human being to stay out of trouble and keep giving us performances like this.

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  Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2009

  ★★★½ Watched 22 Mar 2025

  Perhaps the best book, but a somewhat underwhelming movie. The coloration in this whole thing is so wack.

  fenrir greyback, snape teaching DATDA, liquid luck, potstirring dumbledore, butterbeer with ginger, harry/ginny and ron/hermione, lots of snow, snogging, love potion, horcrux introduction

Popular reviews

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ½ Watched 26 May 2024 4

  What an absolute piece of garbage. Everyone talks about this like it’s the Citizen Kane of action movies. Are we that stupid as a species? This genuinely sucks in almost every way. What the heck is going on? Literally why is anything that is happening, happening? Why does Tom Hardy not have any lines? Why is the lighting so horrendous in every scene? Why is all of the green screen so ugly? Why are there whack characters with goofy ahh names…

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  Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Nov 2022

  Time to wait and see if this is the best movie of the year that features blue people who live in the water