Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Alto Knights 2025

  ★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  “We have The Irishman at home.”
  Sure, but it has no sauce. The scene in Vito’s car is genuinely fantastic though.

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  Jurassic Park 1993

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Mar 2025

  oppenheimer jumpscare

Popular reviews

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  Mad Max: Fury Road 2015

  ½ Watched 26 May 2024 4

  What an absolute piece of garbage. Everyone talks about this like it’s the Citizen Kane of action movies. Are we that stupid as a species? This genuinely sucks in almost every way. What the heck is going on? Literally why is anything that is happening, happening? Why does Tom Hardy not have any lines? Why is the lighting so horrendous in every scene? Why is all of the green screen so ugly? Why are there whack characters with goofy ahh names…

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  Black Panther: Wakanda Forever 2022

  ★★★★½ Watched 10 Nov 2022

  Time to wait and see if this is the best movie of the year that features blue people who live in the water