Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Leprechaun in the Hood 2000

  ★★★ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025

  100% more drag (and Coolio cameos) than I was anticipating, and just as luck would have it, that’s exactly what I needed this St. Patrick’s Day—It’s meta-fuckin-physical, dawg! 🍀💋

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  Leprechaun 1993

  ★★★½ Rewatched 17 Mar 2025 4

  Happy St. Jennifer Aniston’s Old Nose Day! 
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Popular reviews

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  We Have a Ghost 2023

  ★ Watched 26 Feb 2023 5

  The horror that traveled up our spines when we paused it at the 90m mark and saw there was still 43 minutes left 😱

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jan 2025 6

  I can’t believe this was the movie that ushered in Moore’s mainstream comeback era. If she gets her first Oscar nomination for a movie that features her growing a tit out of her eye socket, I might shed a tear of joy. Coralie Fargeat is quickly becoming my favorite contemporary filmmaker. Between this and Revenge she has a flawless filmography. I hope this movie’s runaway success means we don’t have to wait another 7 years for her next film. [2/1/25 Edit: just found out she cheered on a genocide/is a raging Zionist. She can take as long as she wants with her next movie.]