Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Scooby-Doo! and the Cyber Chase 2001

  ★★ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  “Wanna cyber?”

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  The Seventh Seal 1957

  ★★★★★ Watched 15 Feb 2025

  A skull is almost more interesting than a naked woman.

  The Knights of the Existential Nihilism.

  The best part about this film is that Antonious is right. The sweetest moment in life is just having a picnic on a sunny, spring hill, with the people you care about. Music, fruits, a happy baby, good vibes.

Popular reviews

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  Phantom of the Paradise 1974

  ★★★★ Rewatched 07 Feb 2025

  I already hated Led Zeppelin, but I didn’t realize they were such petty babies. 

  Watch description:

  The Swan Archives Restoration. Post-film interview with Paul Williams for Revolutions Per Movie, followed by a special musical performance by Portugal. The Man. 

  Fuck yeah.

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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 29 Dec 2024

  Finally, a vampire movie that leans into both the sexual power of the vampire and its grotesque undead nature. Would’ve loved to see that taken a bit farther, on both accounts — Ellen, in a rant, mentions how Thomas wilted for Orlock and my response was, “Oh wait, you mean we could’ve had a scene where Tommy took that spooky dick?? Maybe while in the grave dirt, covered by maggots???” Maybe in the sequel…

  Also, that mustache! Couldn’t stop thinking about What We Do in the Shadows’ Vladislav.