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  Alien: Romulus 2024

  ★★★½ Watched 18 Aug 2024

  within 2 seconds of seeing the guy i immediately thought “is that the 8foot tall romanian basketball mofo from the internet 4 years ago” and to my utter surprise it is in fact him. also aliens in a full set of grills is def for me

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  Trap 2024

  ★ Watched 09 Aug 2024

  theater was laughing the whole time so as a comedy i’d give it a 3/5

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  Deep Water 2022

  ★★★ Watched 02 Apr 2022

  wifey was in this but was actin DEPLORABLE. Trixie the highlight of the movie.

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