Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Feb 2025

  First he bang the drum, then he bang your mum.

  Easily the most fun I’ve had with horror in recent memory

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  Mr. Bean's Holiday 2007

  ★★★★ Rewatched 31 Jan 2025

  My oblivious, growingly frustrated girlfriend saying “this guy is a fucking idiot” to every single mistake this famously, notorious idiot made throughout this movie was the absolute pinnacle of comedy for me. 

  A childhood classic and the best use of La Mer since the monkey covered it in Finding Nemo

Popular reviews

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  Five Nights at Freddy's 2023

  ★★★★★ Watched 25 Oct 2023

  13 year old me sat there with the dumbest smile on my face the entire time, god damn it 

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  ruh roh raggy, rurple ruy

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  Better Man 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 23 Jan 2025

  Can I take this? 🍉

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