Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Polite Society 2023

  ★★★½ Rewatched 27 Mar 2025

  Holds up well on a rewatch! Priya Kansara is absolutely fantastic in the lead role, and her chemistry with Ritu Arya is a sibling bond that feels authentic and gives the movie a solid emotional core. I also appreciate the love of martial arts and Bollywood films on display here, even if the budget is a little restrictive for the scale we’re going for (e.g. the fight scenes are a little rough around the edges, despite some well done stunts).…

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  The Vampire Lovers 1970

  ★★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  Unlike these homophobic 18th century dudes, I would never try to stop this diva. Let Carmilla haunt these women’s dreams and slowly drain their life force via gay sex! #lovewins #ally

Popular reviews

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  In the Lost Lands 2025

  ★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  A movie that absolutely radiates cheesy early 2000’s fantasy action energy. The type of movie you’d rent from blockbuster circa 2006. It’s wildly uneven and unfocused, verging on incomprehensible at all times, and full of corny, batshit spectacle that would have felt at home about 20 years ago. I loved every minute of it.

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  Snow White 2025

  ★★ Watched 26 Mar 2025

  After months and months of controversy, Disney’s Snow White live action remake has finally hit theaters. The tumultuous production and press tour for this film has resulted in one of the largest and most vitriolic hate campaigns I’ve seen directed at a film in quite a while. Disney has been remaking their animated classics for years, and people have been largely accepting them for years. But this time, the money machine has seemingly backfired; Snow White is tanking hard at…