Favorite films

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025

  i think it's a massive testament to his movies that even now, after watching a brand new bong joon ho movie, i feel the need to giggle and kick my feet and squeal and tell everyone that i've just watched a brand new bong joon ho movie !!!!!!!

  everyone is rightly talking about the master class which is pattinson in this but can we talk about how spot on ruffalo is too. i've never seen a send-up SO perfect. exceptional

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  The Monkey 2025

  ★★½ Watched 01 Mar 2025

  this needed to lean far harder into the stupid to be truly enjoyable but tbh frodo showing up unexpectedly was its own reward

Popular reviews

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Sep 2024

  at one point in the theatre i thought i got a waft of sick but im still not sure if someone actually vommed or whether i was just projecting how mortified i was into an imagined smell

  surreal body horror coming intertwined with uncomfortable realities is THE ideal movie to me, and then you start putting goofy shit round the edges too? leaving me utterly bewildered, disoriented and disgusted? YES i am DELIGHTED

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  Conclave 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 11 Nov 2024 2

  you guys have got to stop tiktokifying your reviews for movies which are genuinely so good and so much more than "spill to the conclussy sis"

  this was FASCINATING and left me with so much to think about. also a small subset of people are going to be absolutely furious at the ending and that makes me very happy

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