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  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★½

  • Spider Baby

    ★★★

  • The Super Inframan

    ★★★½

  • Day of the Dead

    ★★★★

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  • E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★½

    The good ol days when the world could fall in love with a saggy greasy fecal testicle lookin thing. AI won’t create an ET that’s for sure

  • Spider Baby

    Spider Baby

    ★★★

    In the opening credits of Spider Baby it suggests “The Maddest Story Ever Told” as an alternate title. These days it has to contend with stuff like a constant deluge of true crime and deep-dive fan fiction I dare not lay my eyes on, but this story is still quite mad nonetheless. After the death of their parents, three children were left in the care of the family’s chauffeur, Bruno, played by Lon Chaney Jr. of Wolf Man fame. As…

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  • The Super Inframan

    The Super Inframan

    ★★★½

    The rules of Super Inframan:

    - How to react when an evil spirit comes from the Ice Age with her unfathomable creature cronies, initiates widespread disasters, and threatens total global destruction: "Increase security"

    - If you're about to get kicked in the water, take the kick, pause, then dramatically jump into the water

    - If someone puts an unsecured rag in your mouth when captured, don't spit it out, just let it continue to muffle your cries for help

    -…

  • Ichi the Killer

    Ichi the Killer

    A recent trend I've noticed online is women being polled about which hobbies give off red flags when it comes to men. Prevalent examples have included hunting and video games. If they were asked about movies that give off red flags instead, Ichi the Killer could be a top contender. The blonde guy with all those facial scars that's on every poster and cover of this movie, with the words 'Ichi the Killer' under him, is not in fact Ichi…

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