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The Fox and the Hound 1981
When Fox and the Hound starts it does so slowly and cryptically with its long still-shots of nature, then moves to mama fox with cub running from a hunter's gunshots, a familiarly harrowing scene right out of Bambi. For a few minutes there it seems this step away from the scratchy era may strive for something darker and artsier. Maybe that's why the mildness that follows here is all the more noticeable. This falls too far into the safeosphere for…
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E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial 1982
The good ol days when the world could fall in love with a saggy greasy fecal testicle lookin thing. AI won’t create an ET that’s for sure
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The Super Inframan 1975
The rules of Super Inframan:
- How to react when an evil spirit comes from the Ice Age with her unfathomable creature cronies, initiates widespread disasters, and threatens total global destruction: "Increase security"
- If you're about to get kicked in the water, take the kick, pause, then dramatically jump into the water
- If someone puts an unsecured rag in your mouth when captured, don't spit it out, just let it continue to muffle your cries for help
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Ichi the Killer 2001
A recent trend I've noticed online is women being polled about which hobbies give off red flags when it comes to men. Prevalent examples have included hunting and video games. If they were asked about movies that give off red flags instead, Ichi the Killer could be a top contender. The blonde guy with all those facial scars that's on every poster and cover of this movie, with the words 'Ichi the Killer' under him, is not in fact Ichi…
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