Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hairspray 2007

  ★★★★★ Watched 17 Mar 2025

  “I WANT THAT CHUBBY COMMUNIST GIRL OFF MY SHOW!”

  This movie is everything to me— my favorite as a kid (watched it on dvd about once a month) and still my favorite now. Tracy Turnblad is my ultimate role model: she’s SO enthusiastic, she lifts up everyone around her, and she doesn’t apologize for who she is. 

  The names in this movie rock. Penny Pingleton. Corny Collins. Link Larkin. Motormouth Maybelle. Are you kidding me?! 

  Also why is every line…

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  Brother Bear 2003

  ★★★★★ Watched 16 Mar 2025

  “You really think love has anything to do with being a man?”

  Should be mandatory watching for young men

Popular reviews

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  Far from the Madding Crowd 2015

  ★★★★ Watched 11 Jun 2022

  Girl boss hired a shepherd whose 100 previous sheep all completed suicide. 

  Absolute showdown between soft boi, sugar daddy, and fuckboi jock. 

  Also I laughed every time someone said Mr. Bigcock. Oh shoot I meant Mr. Boldcock. DAMN IT Mr. Boldwood. 

  🆘 🚨 ALWAYS TREAT SHEEP BLOAT AS AN EMERGENCY SITUATION 🚨 🆘 

  Sry for the 4 separate reviews; I just couldn’t pick

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  Microwave Massacre 1979

  ½ Watched 28 Jun 2022

  This guy could probably go viral right now for his meal-prepping and trendy diet