Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  The Northman 2022

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Apr 2022

  This was everything I wanted it to be. I feel like I could fight a bear right now.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 17 Apr 2017 1

  The greatest movie ever made, and I don't foresee me ever changing my mind. I think I had tears in my eyes for the last hour, and I've seen this movie about 30 times.

  Obviously everything about it is amazing, but I think this time around my favorite part was Gandalf talking about death with Pippin. Might be the best speech throughout the entire trilogy.

  A+
  100/100

Recent reviews

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  Inglourious Basterds 2009

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 11 Mar 2025

  Tarantino’s best.

  Fuck Nazis.

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  Snatch 2000

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 26 Feb 2025

  “Doo dada dum dadada doo, dada dum dadada doo“

  That DVD menu song will be etched into my soul for eternity. Used to pass out to this movie in college all the time. Still a gem, and I’ll always love it.

Popular reviews

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  Space Jam: A New Legacy 2021

  ★½ Watched 16 Jul 2021 1

  The only positive takeaway I got from this movie was: maybe kids who idolize Lebron in the way I idolized Michael Jordan, when the first Space Jam came out, will absolutely love this movie. Other than that it was just garbage. I spent a lot of my time being actually angry. I hated Ready Player One, and this movie makes that look excellent in hindsight. Every background character on the sidelines of the basketball game is actually laughable. They look horrible.…

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  Quest for Fire 1981

  ★★★½ Watched 12 Feb 2017 1

  One man's quest to befriend animals, find fire, and learn the missionary position. Also Ron Perlman was born to play a caveman.