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  Nosferatu 2024

  ★★★ Watched 19 Jan 2025

  Omegaverse-ass story

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  Red One 2024

  Watched 30 Nov 2024

  Review incoming

Popular reviews

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  Raising the Bar 2016

  ½ Watched 15 Jan 2017 1

  This movie gave me heartburn

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  Super Mario Bros. 1993

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Aug 2022 2

  Reading negative reviews for this movie and absolutely seething over here. Big “baby want milky” energy going on with everyone criticizing the filmmakers because they didn’t make the most boring adaptation possible.

  Seriously it’s wild to me that all I’d ever heard about this movie for years before I saw it was that it was “shockingly bad,” idk give me a break. The WatchMojo-ification of film discourse has done a lot of harm over the years, but I think it…

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