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Recent reviews

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  Love across the gorge
  Tree people try to kill us
  Rabbit pie for life  

  -T.S. Elliot

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  The Toxic Avenger 1984

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  This certainly lived up to its reputation. It’s quite impressive how a movie made over 40 years ago still manages to be shocking to modern audiences. This has been my first Troma experience and it did not disappoint. 

  Long live Toxie!

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  If I don’t get Longlegs singing the birthday song to me on my special day next year, I’m gonna throw a damn hissy fit.

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  In a Violent Nature 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  Haven’t you always wondered how Jason Vorhees gets from place to place while stalking teenagers?
  Well, he walks! Slowly! 
  Just like my boy Johnny here. Who also hates yoga and satisfying endings.

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