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  Let's Start a Cult 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 24 Mar 2025 1

  What a freakin’ hoot. I haven’t seen a comedy this good in what feels like ages. The characters are so endearing for some reason despite how irritating they would be in real life. I’d totally join a cult with those fuckers.

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  The Gorge 2025

  ★★★ Watched 20 Mar 2025 1

  Love across the gorge
  Tree people try to kill us
  Rabbit pie for life  

  -T.S. Elliot

Popular reviews

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  Longlegs 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 13 Jul 2024

  If I don’t get Longlegs singing the birthday song to me on my special day next year, I’m gonna throw a damn hissy fit.

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  In a Violent Nature 2024

  ★★★ Watched 02 Jun 2024

  Haven’t you always wondered how Jason Vorhees gets from place to place while stalking teenagers?
  Well, he walks! Slowly! 
  Just like my boy Johnny here. Who also hates yoga and satisfying endings.

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