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Nightbitch 2024
I wanted to like this so badly! I think if you’re going to adapt surrealism for the screen you have to really crank up the surrealism though. Just didn’t land for me like I hoped it would
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Spider-Man: No Way Home 2021
queerbaiting (the three spidermen did not share a passionate 3 way kiss)
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The Return of the Living Dead 1985
spent the whole movie commenting on how badly i wanted to take a shower with trash
(so camp)
also the one song that had the taco bell ding in it made me want taco bell so badly that i couldn’t sleep without itTranslated from by