Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  King of New York 1990

  ★★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Frank went to a lot of work trying to earn the N-word pass.

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  Dollman vs. Demonic Toys 1993

  ★★★★★ Watched 12 Mar 2025

  This movie is the MCU equivalent of Age of Ultron - and The Full Moon Universe (FMU) makes the Marvel Cinematic Universe look like a little, mama's-boy bitch.

Popular reviews

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  Unknown: The Lost Pyramid 2023

  ★★ Watched 04 Jul 2023

  A movie where Zahi Hawass tells you how awesome he is while he digs up a tomb.

  The excitement and magic of archeology that they are able to capture is great. Would have been 5 stars if they dialed back the self-promotion.

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  Beyond the Law 1993

  ★★★½ Watched 10 Aug 2020

  The best part of the movie is when Charlie Sheen acts like he doesn't know what taking coke feels like.

  Honestly this movie is pretty much Point Break, but about bike gangs. But its like an 8 year old describing bike gangs, with gems like, "If he dares you to do it, you better not back down or he'll kill you"

  Yeah, bikers are legendary for their truth or dare games. This movie is fucking mental, but also great.