Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Hamlet 1996

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Mar 2025

  Third watch! If I watch 3 more times I'll have spent 24 hrs on this movie, and then Norway will invade.

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  The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003

  ★★★★ Watched 18 Mar 2025

  Definitely my favorite of the three. Still has its issues but I'll be damned if I didn't bawl at the end.

Popular reviews

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  Brainwashed: Sex-Camera-Power 2022

  ★★ Watched 23 Sep 2023

  I had this whole long review I was writing as I watched to get a good sense of what I thought. Then Nina Menkes quoted Roger Ebert and proceeded to call a rape scene of an enslaved man "cringe-worthy" because old Rog thought the movie was trash.

  She was already giving bad vibes and this was the final nail in the coffin. It was bad enough hearing her unironically calling another someone "the original gangster." It was bad enough seeing…

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  The Hunger 1983

  ★★★★★ Watched 05 Oct 2023 4

  Fuck everyone in the theater I saw this in.

  Anyways I'm going to start a cell block tango rendition with a bunch of rotting vampire corpses.

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