Can’t really rate this because 3 minutes into the movie Dakota Johnson looks straight at the camera and says “what do I get if I win” which made me black out and hit my head and now I’m in the hospital
(Collateral if the cab was driven by Wizard from Taxi Driver and none of the cool shit happened)
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Bro this shit is like 120 minutes of the most boring person in the world quietly sulking about her dad refusing to die and no shit ends with her literally going to the dentist and then doing her laundry. Do not see it in 6 months when twitter tells you it’s good.
The guy next to me fell asleep 5 minutes in and he is so real for that.
