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Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire 2024
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
If I were deaf, I’d still see the ending coming. If I were blind, I’d still hear the ending coming. If I were Helen Keller, I’d draw blood on my palm out of frustration.
It’s a good cast but it just doesn’t work. Lazy writing, classic and overdone plot lines. I watched this on a plane and I had to play “head soccer” - a game I haven’t played in over a year - to get through it.
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La La Land 2016
This is a good one - not usually a fan of musicals but man does this one paint a story. Just fully dive in - buy in - send it
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Old School 2003
At this point, you may be asking yourself, why am I trusting this 5 star review? You might also ask yourself, what makes this guy the movie genius, el genio de cine, the muchacho de movie? And finally, why is the other end of this string tied securely to your penis?
This film is an absolute classic, a must watch, and overall a total hoot. Watch big time Hollywood stars go through character development, quad streaking, and a hero’s journey…
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Despicable Me 4 2024
A movie long into its sequence of sequels rarely lives up to expectations. But once in a blue moon, it does just that - meets expectations. In this case, the reason for the average rating is… Blue Moons. My rating is surely impacted by my consumption of Blue Moons in the theater, so I will do my best to be transparent in my alcoholic bias.
0 Blue Moons: Pretty boring, it starts slow and comedic quips seem dull and childish.…
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