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Favorite films

  • Star Wars
  • Aliens
  • RoboCop
  • The Thing

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  • Gladiator II

    ★★★

  • August Underground's Mordum

  • Landmine Goes Click

    ★★★

  • Black Eyed Susan

    ★★★

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  • Gladiator II

    Gladiator II

    ★★★

    This sequel manages to deliver a serviceable follow-up to a classic, even though it can’t fully escape the original’s shadow. Unfortunately, Mescal’s lack of onscreen charisma makes it hard to believe he could rally anyone to his cause.

  • August Underground's Mordum

    August Underground's Mordum

    This felt like a complete waste of time, offering no redeeming qualities whatsoever. It’s baffling that there was enough interest to spawn a three installments, given how unwatchable this one ended up being.

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  • Ex Machina

    Ex Machina

    A trio of good performances really elevated this smartly written movie to the next level. I have a lot of questions after watching it, like who is really the main protagonist? I think you could argue any of the three main leads, and that's what makes this movie great. This will be a fun one to re-watch multiple times.

  • Spring

    Spring

    A really good film. I wasn't too sure what was going on in a good way. The main actor's reactions to the horrifying things happening around him were some of the best acted moments I've seen in a while.