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  Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2 2015

  ★★★★★ Watched 21 Jan 2022 1

  For clarity purposes, I think this movie is absolutely terrible. My five-star rating goes directly to the scene where Muhrtelle (pronounced like turtle or girdle???) eats the most brown banana, possibly ever. 

  It’s a glorious scene sandwiched in between a jumbled mess of a movie, which makes no sense. Paul Blart is a terrible person and there was no reason to make a movie about him, let alone two. The way Muhrtelle eats the banana for “lunch” at some random…

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