chumbert

chumbert

i dont like movies :^)

Favorite films

  • Freddy Got Fingered
  • Election
  • Paris, Texas
  • The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★½

  • Kicking and Screaming

    ★★★½

  • Companion

    ★★★★

  • Flow

    ★★★★½

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  • Novocaine

    Novocaine

    ★★★½

    fun! maybe not the most original idea but jack novoquaid plays a sad loser well, seems like a nice enough guy. and good to see the “ceo of sex” do something besides spider-man. I’m normally not to keen on all that blood but it’s pretty funny here

  • Kicking and Screaming

    Kicking and Screaming

    ★★★½

    all the characters are well-written and charming assholes, reminded me of Swingers. this could’ve been so much better if they tried a little harder on the soundtrack. had songs by alex chilton, they might be giants, and pixies, but really coulda used something more mid-90s. gimme some gin blossoms, flaming lips, and hole. maybe they go to a party and complain r.e.m. isn’t as good as it used to be idk.

    also the second teacher from Malcolm in the middle is here and he’s easily the best character

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  • Oppenheimer

    Oppenheimer

    ★★★★½

    I think it’s a little strange to have a sex scene comprised of nothing but Florence Pugh moaning “Oppenheimer” and Cillian Murphy saying “I hardly know her!” while looking into the camera, back and forth for 15 minutes, but I respect it.