Gay, autistic, not too film nerdy- just like what I like. Very occasional reviewer if I like or dislike a film enough 😂
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Assassin's Creed: Embers 2011
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Ugh I really wanted to like this more than I did but it was just so unsatisfying for me. I watched it immediately after playing Revalations which I think is maybe why it bugged me. Ezio has no charm here or humour. It's just depressing knowing that his happy ending was 12 years of being scared for his families lives and then dying alone of a heart attack while nobody was watching?
Altaïr dedicated his whole life to the creed…
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Paranormal Activity 2007
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I would have been fine with Katie killing Micah before she got possessed tbh
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Purl 2018
I don't really get this. I mean, I do get that it's supposed to be about women in a male dominated work place, but I just find a lot of aspects of it to be weird. Like why are women represented as balls of yarn? Who's this for? It's message would suggest it is for an older audience, as would certain jokes and language in the film, but the heavy handed and overly simplistic portayal of the subject matter would…
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I Spit on Your Grave 1978
I HATED this film. For one thing it wasn't interesting in the least. There is a rape scene that takes up almost a third of the movie. What should be a harrowing piece of cinema is ruined by overacting from the male characters, and their stupid antics that at times verge on some kind of unfunny slapstick that just made me feel uncomfortable.
There is barely a plot here either. Shots and scenes linger on gratuitously to pad the films…
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