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Dune: Part Two 2024
Sometimes you just need some bleak 70’s brutalist SciFi. Something you know no one in the house will like except for you. Please excuse me while I watch my space drugs and sand worms movie.
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Assassin's Creed 2016
Having never played any of the games I am not sure how much here is really related outside of the hoodie and the ancient parkour. Don’t get me wrong it feels like a heavy McGuffin video game plot. But otherwise I am a bit ashamed to admit that I kind of enjoyed it.
The movie follows an imprisoned man who volunteers for sketchy science experiments right after he is revived post death penalty (very Terminator Salvation). Said experiments hook him…
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Eugenie 1970
Super mild euro taboo erotica notable for shoehorning in Christopher Lee and having a swinging 60s pad. Little else is of interest in this roofie filled romp. Perhaps I just wasn’t in the right mindset?
There are some interesting interviews on the Blue Underground disc. Especially when they talk about Lee’s involvement. Also the best (but not quite accurate) description of this film as delivered by the director: “a poor girl who drowns in a hemorrhage of sin.”
Even then trashy Europeans are classy.
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The Wraith 1986
Not Ghost Rider Charlie Sheen uses his spirit car to get revenge on a dull-witted 80's auto gang.
I... am surprised I didn't like this more... It definitely skews very very Cheesy 80's, has some surprising star power & a ridiculous ghost revenge plot. Maybe it was just too well put together? The shots of the Wraith were too clear, the dialog too well acted. I know this is somewhat of a cult classic but it just misses the mark on…
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