Kyle Etzel

Kyle Etzel

Favorite films

  • Carnival of Souls
  • Detour
  • The Hitch-Hiker
  • The Set-Up

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  • The Stepford Wives

  • Shampoo

  • Footprints on the Moon

  • Cracked Actor

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  • The Stepford Wives

    The Stepford Wives

    The ur-deception of human nature is “if I can just change this one thing, then I can finally be happy”. Consumerism and misogyny are both hijackings of this impulse; consumerism promises unending happiness with a new purchase or technology, while misogyny does the same through the message that this joy could be yours if only you could just revoke somebody else’s agency for your own benefit. 

    The Stepford Wives sits at the intersection of these dark whisperings — imagining a world where technology…

  • Shampoo

    Shampoo

    America as just an interlocking system of lies and deceit from roots to leaves. Lies about desires, lies about character, lies about the littlest most meaningless shit imaginable just because you get away with it — so why did everyone act so SHOCKED and APPALLED when, my goodness, the PRESIDENT lied, when we are all doing it to ourselves and to each other on a minute-by-minute basis?

    A contemptuous picture of pathetic people engaged in pathetic behavior out of what…

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  • Snakes on a Plane

    Snakes on a Plane

    ★★★

    The end credits Cobra Starship video is unintentionally the most mid-00s cultural artifact of all time. 

    Good bless, I miss this silliness.

  • Hereditary

    Hereditary

    ★½

    Years ago, I played in a pretty crappy punk band. Although we usually only played to friends (and, on one weird instance, a group of preschoolers), it taught me two valuable lessons about life:

    1. Always leave your audience wanting more.

    2. Never play every card you have in your hand.

    Sure, you might know twenty five original songs and a few covers--but that doesn't mean everyone there wants to fucking sit through it. After a while, even the most…