I love how every movie starts with a detailed recap of the story so far and then proceeds to do things that contradict, ignore and rewrite the events of previous entries. Why do I love this series so much?
This was nowhere as bad as I was expecting it to be. I’m actually a little confused as to why “Resident Evil: The Final Chapter” is ranked the lowest out of the series. It’s honestly a pretty rock solid ending to…
This is easily the most bat-shit, plotless, nonsensical and completely off the rails entry so far. Is this movie even real? I felt so dumbstruck the whole time, I genuinely can’t imagine anyone writing this and then having it get funded, shot and released. Everything happens, nothing is explained and not a single second of this movie makes any sense, but I’d be lying if I said I didn’t enjoy every second. It’s just cool. Unbelievably stupid, but cool.
“Existence is the search for relief from our habit, and our habit is the only relief we can find.”
It’s a rare thing when I watch a movie I’m fully expecting to enjoy only to come out the other side relieved it’s over and frustrated I stuck around to the end.
The film has an interesting premise. “The Addiction” is about a college student who is turned into a vampire, but it’s told in a way that depicts vampirism as…
This is why you should never date a coworker, especially if they have tiny deltoids.
