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Favorite films

  • Frances Ha
  • Chungking Express
  • Princess Mononoke
  • Blow-Up

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  • Novocaine

    ★★★

  • Captain America: Brave New World

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★½

  • A Complete Unknown

    ★★★½

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  • Civil War

    Civil War

    ★★★★½

    If this film came out ten years ago it would have made a great science fiction movie, today it might as well be a documentary. 

    The scariest part of Alex Garland’s Civil War is just how real it is. In the political landscape of today where secession and anarchy aren't out of the zeitgeist, the importance of Alex Garland’s (potential) last film comes in the form of a warning. Masterful performances through and through with incredible shots and eerie visuals…

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  • Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    Sonic the Hedgehog 3

    ★★★½

    Live and learn 

    In the third installment of my comfort franchise, it’s packed to the brim with Easter eggs, references, and nods that made me reminisce about why I love Sonic so much. It’s dumb silly fun and I couldn’t ask for anything more. 

    Of course I need to shout out Sonic and Shadow’s “Live and Learn” battle, absolutely peak!

  • The People's Joker

    The People's Joker

    You know what happened the the little boy who got everything he ever wanted…she lived happily ever after 

    I don’t think it’s possible to rate this film I just know that’s it’s unironically one of the most important films made right now

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  • Day for Night

    Day for Night

    ★★★★★

    "You call that a business? You've no morals. Everybody sleeps with everyone!...filthy cinema - you're a plague on the world! You smell of filth! You'll pay for your sins! I despise you!"

    With Day For Night, Truffaut joins the likes of Fellini and Gene Kelley as he masterfully depicts the chaotic art of cinema in the making unfold before our eyes.

    you're immediately enveloped in a world of chaos and overwhelming situations that seem to domino one crisis after another.…

  • The Banshees of Inisherin

    The Banshees of Inisherin

    ★★★★½

    “I’m not putting the donkey outside when I’m sad.”