Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  I'm Still Here 2024

  ★★★★½ Watched 22 Feb 2025

  Watched this in the coldest theater I've ever been in and still stayed fully engaged for the whole runtime which is basically the highest compliment I can give

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  Mufasa: The Lion King 2024

  Watched 11 Jan 2025

  I did NOT need to see incel Scar!! Day ruined!!!

Popular reviews

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  Parallel Mothers 2021

  ★ Watched 31 Jan 2022

  The cinematic equivalent of unseasoned chicken and a decade old sprite

  Everything about this is flat
  The direction
  The acting
  The script
  The cinematography
  The music
  The characters
  The entire premise of the film

  Every single aspect is just completely dull, uninspired, and can't figure out what the it wants to be so it chooses to be nothing. It's like a lifetime movie if lesbians could exist in a lifetime movies. It looks like Emily in Paris

  The entire film…

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  Greener Grass 2019

  ½ Rewatched 27 Jun 2021 4

  Hands down the worst thing to ever exist, and I've listened to a Bladee song!!!

  Update: I now like Bladee, but this is still the worst movie