CJVanNice

CJVanNice

Favorite films

  • The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
  • Jurassic Park
  • Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
  • The Princess Bride

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

  • The Mighty Peking Man

    ★★½

  • Deadpool & Wolverine

    ½

  • The Beast

    ★★★★★

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  • The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    The Day the Earth Blew Up: A Looney Tunes Movie

    ★★★★

    New best Looney Tunes character? Farmer Jim

  • The Mighty Peking Man

    The Mighty Peking Man

    ★★½

    Came out one year after the 70s King Kong and is, in my opinion, a much more fun and punchy version of that update. Don't get me wrong, still doesn't hold a candle to either the 30s masterpiece of Jackson's (imo) very worthy update in 2005, but there's a sense of unashamed pulp nonsense that feels very much of a piece with the original film. It's silly and dumb, and the commitment to keeping the leading lady in a barely…

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  • First Knight

    First Knight

    ★★

    Honestly flabbergasted at many choices here, among them that Arthur meets Guinevere what seems like a two hour ride away from the city. 

    For real, though, this is a somewhat insane way to adapt this part of the legend. On paper? This makes sense, a mid 90s romantic adventure epic featuring some big stars, but every choice as an adaptation just… baffles me. Lancelot isn’t even a Knight? He’s just some dude who is good at sword fighting? But he’s…

  • Avatar: The Way of Water

    Avatar: The Way of Water

    ★★★★½

    It’s funny as even though I very much do not care for the original Avatar, I was completely swept away by its sequel. Part of that is just that this is a much weirder movie than the first, jankier and a little bit more scattered. Like how do you make a follow up to a film like Avatar? It didn’t seem to need anything resembling a franchise to back it up. Thankfully, this doesn’t really fall victim to the worst impulses…