Claire Sismour

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Favorite films

  • The Handmaiden
  • Perfect Blue
  • House
  • The Matrix

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  • Barbarella

    ★★★★½

  • Invasion of Astro-Monster

    ★★★★

  • Pulse

    ★★★★★

  • Mickey 17

    ★★★★

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  • Barbarella

    Barbarella

    ★★★★½

    “An Angel doesn’t make love, an Angel IS love 
    👁️👄👁️”

    Idk what I was on giving this a 3 1/2 originally but I’ve seen the mathmos (evil cum that makes you gay and horny). So gd funny and a marvel of production/costume design. Pygar best boy, justice for Great Tyrant. Watch with the homies.

  • Invasion of Astro-Monster

    Invasion of Astro-Monster

    ★★★★

    Godzilla victory dance worth the price of admission alone. Alien race decimated by Woodpecker No. 1.

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  • Mickey 17

    Mickey 17

    ★★★★

    First 2025 movieeeeee

    Bong’s Starship Troopers. Incredibly funny, delightfully batshit, stellar job from the whole cast (especially Pattinson). Definitely more in the vain of Snowpiercer/Okja aka subtle as bricks, but it’s such a fun time. Also like, incredibly sweet? I aweeed out loud several times. So glad our boy is back.

  • Poor Things

    Poor Things

    ★★★★★

    “Oh my godddd he’s crying again???” -person in audience @ Ruffalo

    My third and probably last watch in theaters. Haven’t gone too wordy on here about it but this was just made for me. Amazing set and costume design, the creaky off kilter score gradually twisting into lush choruses, and an undeniably all time best from Stone. Between her and Ruffalo Dafoe and Youssef seem to be getting left out of the conversation a bit, but they really deserve praise…