Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Presence 2024

  ★★½ Watched 21 Mar 2025 1

  Snuck this in before bed and goddddd I’m frustrated. I was SO into this for the first 30 minutes, like absolutely my shit. But then? I could not deal with so much of the dialogue and unnecessary exposition. It ties itself up nicely in a pretty affecting way, but it’s such a bumpy road to get there. Some restraint would’ve gone a long way. Also I’m sorry but I couldn’t take anything during that Basement needle drop seriously lolol. But yeah, less mad more disappointed. This had the potential to be something really special.

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  Barbarella 1968

  ★★★★½ Rewatched 19 Mar 2025

  “An Angel doesn’t make love, an Angel IS love 
  👁️👄👁️”

  Idk what I was on giving this a 3 1/2 originally but I’ve seen the mathmos (evil cum that makes you gay and horny). So funny and a marvel of production/costume design. Pygar best boy, justice for Great Tyrant. Watch with the homies.

Popular reviews

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  Poor Things 2023

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 21 Jan 2024

  “Oh my godddd he’s crying again???” -person in audience @ Ruffalo

  My third and probably last watch in theaters. Haven’t gone too wordy on here about it but this was just made for me. Amazing set and costume design, the creaky off kilter score gradually twisting into lush choruses, and an undeniably all time best from Stone. Between her and Ruffalo Dafoe and Youssef seem to be getting left out of the conversation a bit, but they really deserve praise…

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ★ Watched 21 Jan 2025

  🎶 Daddy smells like mezcal and guacamoleeee 🎶

  Politically confused racist transphobic amateur hour trash. The ONE saving grace is Zoe putting her whole pussy into this god awful material. You deserve better girl. By far the worst 2024 movie I’ve seen. The fact this will probably win Oscars and I Saw the TV Glow won’t is beyond me.