Favorite films

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  Emilia Pérez 2024

  ½ Watched 30 Jan 2025

  PENIS TO VAGINAAA 🗣️🗣️🗣️‼️🔥🔥

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  The Substance 2024

  ★★★★ Watched 01 Oct 2024

  Some really fun stuff here, with an absolutely kickass performance by Demi Moore. The body horror and general way this was filmed was punchy and really well paced.

Popular reviews

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  Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse 2023

  ★★½ Watched 05 Jun 2023

  Still not a fan of the multiverse plot(particularly for a usually street level hero like spidey), and I feel like a lot of the other spider-guys are REALLY out of character, but man, when it looks this gorgeous, I don’t think I even really care that much. Great stuff visually! Very much style becoming the substance for me.

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  The Hunger Games: The Ballad of Songbirds & Snakes 2023

  ★★ Watched 04 Mar 2024

  The set design and cinematography are really solid, but the writing here is honestly just awful. Fan fiction tier stuff. I audibly groaned whenever Rachel Zegler’s character started singing. At least Jason Schwartzman and Viola Davis are super hammy in this and give no fucks which was enjoyable. Overall, not really understanding the praise this movie got.

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