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  Babygirl 2024

  ½ Watched 01 Jan 2025

  The mere presentation of sex while saying very little about sex, desire, or intimacy is *drumroll*~~~~ PORN! This is a little film in a genre called PORN! But hey, I won't knock ya for liking this porno; we all like different stuff. I, however, got bored. This was a primarily boring experience because you can't jerk off in the theater ala peewee style after Project 2025 started today; it makes the whole situation feel a bit sanitized as a result.…

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  Anora 2024

  ★★★ Watched 08 Nov 2024

  all the things she said all the things she said running through my head running through my head running through my head

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  Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny 2023

  Watched 28 May 2022 1

  harrison ford is gonna be older than the treasure

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  Blonde 2022

  Watched 26 Dec 2021

  *eyes pop out of skull* AWOOOOOOGA *jaw drops to floor as tongue rolls out* *feverishly slams table with fists*

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