Favorite films

Pinned reviews

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  Rango 2011

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 06 Jul 2023 1

  a surreal dreamlike exploration of identity rolled into an incredible visual spectacle of grime and beauty. every gust of dirt rippling throughout the dry tired desert dehydrates you and leaves you quenched for more. a bizarre, illuminating, portrait of self that only the medium of animation can achieve. ‘RANGO’ flows with grit and adventure, a captivating musical score, and an evocative fresh take on age-old ideas in a genre that’s done everything. thank you for this gift!

  
  “No man can walk out of his own story”

Recent reviews

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  Bad Santa 2 2016

  ★★ Watched 25 Dec 2022

  they weren’t fucking around when they put bad in the title

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  The Broadway Melody 1929

  ★ Watched 18 Sep 2022

  just rlly who cares who gives a fuck no one

Popular reviews

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  Cuties 2020

  ½ Watched 10 Sep 2020

  mfs in the reviews will talk about how deep and captivating this message of young women being influenced on the social media trends of today is and how it affects the family’s and showcases this in this sublime piece of art but i’m here to tell you rn “cuties” true showcase is pedophilia, tik tok dances, and more pedophilia. i feel the need to register as a fucking sex offender after sitting here watching minors pop their pussy to 2016…

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  Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl 2003

  ★★★★★ Rewatched 05 Jun 2020

  you will always remember this as the day you almost got a real review from captain clapsparrow