The dark shadow of his hand looms over the horizon. Ellen speaks to his unseen form, in airy tones, “Take me…” and his shadow bleeds through the homes and cracks of every void no one notices, no one wants to see. The river of darkness flows into her door, and up her stairs, as she stands ready and willing to become his. No creaks of the step, no hinges swung, only a wall of terror hiding and slinking its way…

The Fat Albert Christmas Special is not the way I expected to start Christmas Day, but my dad insisted while flipping through YouTube playlists of Christmas specials, and after stumbling upon this he burst out singing “Hey hey hey! It’s Fat Albert! And I’m gonna sing a song for youuu”, and ya know, seeing his unmistakable ardent love for Fat Albert and the Junkyard Gang, I obliged. And between the time of 11:55pm - 12:17am from December 24th - December…

EmoJEEZ THIS MOVIE IS AWESOME. Anyone that says otherwise clearly hasn’t seen the movie because I watched it and it had all the cool things you love about movies. It had Just Dance, it had Dropbox, it had Candy Crush, it had some of my favorite actors and actresses which I know some people don’t like celebrities to voice act but COME ON GIVE THEM A SHOT it was so funny and not only was it funny but it had…