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  The Rift 1990

  ★★ Watched 15 Mar 2025

  strict hardass submarine captain calls engineer into his office to scold him and tell him “rub your bell-end after you pee…it feels good…”

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  My Bloody Valentine 2009

  ★★ Watched 08 Mar 2025 1

  I really liked the part where Jensen Ackles’ character said “ITS SLOBBERIN’ TIME” before his white nationalist tantrum saying “I thought we were supposed to secure a future for the white race, of course we throw paper towels” before his rendition of Scatman John’s (rest in peace) song scatmans world and he was like “dingdadadadingdadascatmnsworldbababbaobobbababoba IM CALLING OUT FROM SCOTLANNDDD IM CALLING IUT FROM SCOANDDS WORLD right on the helmet of course we go shopping while eating roasted chicken”

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  Mickey 17 2025

  ★★★ Watched 06 Mar 2025

  GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD, MY FRIENDS! LET ALL THE LAND KNOW THAT JIMMY CARTER, THE 39TH PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES, LIVES ON!!! HE NEVER DIED!!!! (trumpets blaring and confetti falling)

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  Spatula Smackdown! 2024

  ★★★★★ Watched 22 Nov 2024 2

  I’m gonna say it Spragnorf is a bitch ass motherfucker fired me from his diner about six years ago. fucking piece of shit completely horrible with work ethic they pay the staff  actual dirt. I’m glad he didn’t win. I think he actually deserves to die. IM the one whose praying on his downfall

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