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Dinosaur Hotel 3 2024
wow! it's the strongest Dinosaur Hotel from both an unironic AND ironic standpoint! it lifts from my beloved saw 2 and my havent-gotten-around-to-watching-and-probably-wont-for-a-while-because-its-not-really-hihg-on-my-watchlist-but-ive-heard-its-good squid game.
the cgi varies wildly in quality, ranging from almost sort of passable to absolutely god-awful
the characters have a lot more depth than the first two films, but that's not saying much. i liked todd. his arc was genuinely subversive and cool. the least interesting character was actually the final girl lol (and the rich…
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Dinosaur Hotel II 2022
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DINOSAUR HOTEL YES YES YES YES YES YES YES
this one doesn't feature a hotel either
BUT IT FEATURES THE GOAT velociraptor AND HIS PREHISTORIC PALS. NOTHING IN THE POSTER HAPPENS IN THE MOVIE. IT TAKES PLACE YEARS IN THE FUTURE BUT THE KIDS ARE THE SAME AGE. THEY ARE THEN STORED IN A 'SAFE AND SECURE LOCATION' LIKE THE GOAT jigsaw. THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE "ALL-STARS" BUT ONE OF THEM IMMEDIATELY JUST TRIPS AND DIES, GENUINELY WITHIN SECONDS OF…
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Dinosaur Hotel 2021
Dinosaurs? Hotels? What does this movie not have?
Surprisingly, a hotel.
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Rebuilding 2025
Indie in all the best ways. Beautifully shot. Amazing soundtrack. Deeply personal. I could go on for a few paragraphs but I am very very tired and wish to sleep
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