Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Aladdin 2019

  ★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  This movie is so shit on so many levels. the fact that its a semi-majority Canadian cast cannot save it.
  Guy Ritchie takes one Disney's most beloved movies, throws into a gold, glistening dumpster and proceeds to give his own golden shower.

  The editing of this film is filled with so much obstreperous garbage that hurts the eyes.

  This film plays at like 1.5x speed. Every character walks, talks and dances like a finance bro walking out of a bathroom at an AP. ITS FUCKED.

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  Scary Movie 2000

  ★★★½ Watched 27 Mar 2025

  Outside of Borat, I really don’t think a better piece satire has been written. The whole Spoof comedy genre wouldn’t exist without this film. 

  Plus goofy is me, I am him.

Popular reviews

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  The Host 2006

  ★★★★ Watched 25 Mar 2025

  Before there was Parasite, there was The Host. Easily one of my fav monster movies, from which at the time came from a completely unknown director. Great film, great performances, and rife with an underrated amount of social and geopolitical commentary.

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  Ratatouille 2007

  ★★★★ Watched 05 Mar 2025

  The concept of this film will never not be funny. Do you think the rat would help Alfredo Linguini lay pipe to colette??? Would Alfredo Linguini endeavor to wear the chef hat during sex??? 

  These are the questions that bring me back to this film.

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