Favorite films

Recent reviews

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  Blow 2001

  Watched 15 Mar 2025

  these violent delights have violent ends 😞

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  Valerian and the City of a Thousand Planets 2017

  Watched 12 Mar 2025

  Soooooo bad💨💨💨💨💨

Popular reviews

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  Heretic 2024

  ½ Watched 17 Nov 2024

  I am so tired of the malicious mediocrity being vomited out by A24 under the guise of art house……Also, anytime you see a movie has TWO directors you know that a movie will be Ass.
  This is just The Book Of Mormon horror fanfiction written by two men disguising chinless-ness with 2013 Williamsburg beards, pandering 2013 Williamsburg ideas in the absolute driest, least compelling and most smug way imaginable.

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  Lady in the Water 2006

  Rewatched 15 Aug 2022

  I’d lie if I said I didn’t get chills when that guy whose only jacked on one side of his body saved the water nymph ! First time Id seen this in over 10 years my friend gave me the DVD in 8th grade and I watched it like 5 times on my portable DVD player I got for Christmas in 2008

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