Cole Goeman

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movie theatre employee w/ way too much time on his hands.

Favorite films

  • RoboCop
  • The Matrix
  • Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
  • eXistenZ

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  • Trap

    ★★★½

  • Deathline

    ★★

  • Shamus

    ★★½

  • Hard Times

    ★★★★

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  • The Matrix

    The Matrix

    ★★★★★

    I was reborn after seeing this movie on the big screen.

  • Dream Scenario

    Dream Scenario

    ★★★

    "Dream Scenario" emerges as a quirky, surreal satire, exhibiting a fragmented structure that may prove to be a conundrum for some audiences. It's an uneven blend of frustration and amusement; despite its intriguing elements, the narrative often descends into obfuscation. Discovering that this film was produced by Ari Aster came as no surprise, given that some moments here were evocative of his last feature “Beau is Afraid”. I maligned that film for the same reason as “Dream Scenario”- It struggled…

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  • Love Again

    Love Again

    ½

    I fully believe that this entire movie was AI generated.

  • Saltburn

    Saltburn

    ★★★

    I had high hopes for “Saltburn” as a fan of Emerald Fennell’s first feature film “Promising Young Woman” (2020). “Saltburn” builds a lot of intrigue and mystery, but ultimately fails to present something that truly resonates. The initial setup excels in portraying the palpable sexual tension between Jacob Elordi's character, Felix, and Barry Keoghan's Oliver, crafting a deeply disturbing infatuation. To be frank, this is a film all about how Jacob Elordi is so hot that it will actually drive…

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