Noah

Noah

I forget to log half the movies I watch nowadays but it is what it is

Favorite films

  • High Fidelity
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
  • Fantastic Planet
  • Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

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  • Blade Runner

    ★★★★

  • High Fidelity

    ★★★★½

  • Final Destination 2

    ★★★★

  • American Psycho

    ★★★★

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  • Blade Runner

    Blade Runner

    ★★★★

    Ok but like literally why wouldn’t he take the test to see if he’s a replicant, wouldn’t you at least be curious if you would pass? I get the ambiguity of it making a point about where the line is between human and replicant, but I would have taken the test at least once if both more to find out if I can make a false positive. Just sayin

  • High Fidelity

    High Fidelity

    ★★★★½

    Idk if my little fun facts and tidbits of information about music based on this movie added or detracted for Abby and Clara, but they got them anyway.

    Notable mentions include The Wonder Years song “my life as Rob Gordon”, my favorite Taking Back Sunday song “Number 5 With a Bullet”, and many more personal stories about how the movie introduced me to so many bands.

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  • Night Swim

    Night Swim

    ★★½

    👩: babe something’s up with the pool

    👨: what do you mean, the pool is fine, the pool is literally the greatest thing to ever happen to me. 

    👩: that sounds an awful lot like something the pool would say 😑

    👨: starts convulsing*

  • The Boogeyman

    The Boogeyman

    ★★★½

    Was the story anything special? No not at all, it was the same basic “death of a loved one tears a family apart and the collective trauma marks the family as lunch for a monster”, blah blah blah it is what it is, and it isn’t much.
    But the monster… the monster is fucking amazing. Like not just the design (which is also disturbing as hell and almost lovecraftian in a way towards the end scenes), but how the monster…