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  • Jaws
  • Final Destination 5
  • Mommy
  • Autumn Sonata

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  • The Grey

    ★★★½

  • Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

  • Joker: Folie à Deux

    ★★½

  • Manhunter

    ★★★★½

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  • The Whale

    The Whale

    ★★★

    I've been overweight my entire life. As early as I can remember, (somewhere during my time in early elementary school) I can recall being mocked at or used as the butt of a joke. I've never really experienced a day in my life where I haven't been gawked at. I've always received dirty looks. It never really effected me, emotionally, (because I simply did not have the mental capacity to understand what was happening at the time) until high school.…

  • The Day After Tomorrow

    The Day After Tomorrow

    ★★★★★

    "To mankind!"

    I don't think I'm the same "pretentious asshole" I was at the start of college. The one that claimed that this movie, "stunk" or was "poorly made", for the fear of looking embarrassing and not fitting-in with what everybody else was saying at the time. Maybe I still am a pretentious asshole, and I'm just too-stupid or ignorant to realize it. But I can't hide behind a thin veil and claim that this movie "sucks". Are there more…

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  • The Grey

    The Grey

    ★★★½

    "This is fuck city. Population five and dwindling."

    This is my first time revisiting The Grey since 2011, back when my mom still used to work in Toronto and when she would bring home burned DVD's from her coworker that I remember was in a quality substantially worse than 480p. Those were the days. It's been a long time -- 14 years! It was nice revisiting this on Blu-Ray and perfect for the gloomy, grey, (sorry) weather today.

    Arguably the…

  • Paddington in Peru

    Paddington in Peru

    ★★★½

    "Embrace the risk!"

    Been quite busy lately and decided to give myself a much-needed break with Paddington. And the little bear's still got it. This was probably one of the worst theatre experiences I've ever had in my life, but that didn't stop me from being totally charmed and warmed by this thing. Dougal Wilson is no Paul King but Wilson still does a very good job here. There's plenty of interesting creative decisions involving stop-motion and animated paintings. Although,…

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  • Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Minions: The Rise of Gru

    Make this R rated and make the minions say "fuck".

  • Taxi

    Taxi

    ★★★★★

    Anyone who hates this movie can suck my toes.