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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  • Hot Rod
  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • The House That Jack Built

  • Better Man

    ★★★★

  • Opus

    ★★½

  • High School Musical 3: Senior Year

    ★★★½

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    "It can't hurt me if I ignore them."

    you're watching your favorite show. it wasn't scary like you remember, you didn't have to avoid it for so long. and you feel so stupid.

    when you were a child you spat in your blue cotton candy and dissolved it, your mom didn't blink. and you felt so stupid.

    you're in a blue birthday party room, everyone is singing happy birthday faster and faster. you're so much older than them and you…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • The House That Jack Built

    The House That Jack Built

    was kinda praying to god to put me out of my misery at some points cuz this is freaky and disgusting (positive) usually i am all for some gruesome and fucked up stuff but this just got under my skin in a way few things do, most of that being owed to matt dillon just crushing it. shockingly good portrayal of ocd in one of the early scenes

    based off everything im reading, of this being lars von trier essentially…

  • Better Man

    Better Man

    ★★★★

    "This! Is! The end!"

    im back back back back back again got more yes gawds than the vatican

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  • The Earliest Show

    The Earliest Show

    ★★★★

    "i think my sister is cute. is that okay?"
    "yeah! follow-up question, what are ya gonna do about it?"
    "follow-up question, gonna be a man and ask her out?"

    i was a fool and watched like the 3rd episode first because it randomly slapped itself into my recommended GOD DAMN IT, ME! EXPERIENCE RUINED

  • Impy's Island

    Impy's Island

    i watched this when i was little and i swear i remember some weirdly horny scene and it makes me fear this movie was made to cover SOMETHING up