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  • Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping
  • Hot Rod
  • The Darjeeling Limited
  • I Saw the TV Glow

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  • A Serious Man

    ★★★★½

  • Adolescence

    ★★★★½

  • The House That Jack Built

  • Better Man

    ★★★★

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  • I Saw the TV Glow

    I Saw the TV Glow

    ★★★★★

    "It can't hurt me if I ignore them."

    you're watching your favorite show. it wasn't scary like you remember, you didn't have to avoid it for so long. and you feel so stupid.

    when you were a child you spat in your blue cotton candy and dissolved it, your mom didn't blink. and you felt so stupid.

    you're in a blue birthday party room, everyone is singing happy birthday faster and faster. you're so much older than them and you…

  • Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me

    ★★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

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  • A Serious Man

    A Serious Man

    ★★★★½

    "We can't ever really know... what's going on. So it shouldn't bother you, not being able to figure everything out."

    i love schrodingers cat that shit is so good. the early establishment that try as we might, something as inescapable as tragedy cant be reasoned with. you cant use math to sort out if the cats dead, you can only open the box. but also, you gotta laugh at how afraid you are to open the box! its funny because its so sad that you wont just open the damn box!!

    made me want to read about judaism extensively

    "Accept the mystery."

  • Adolescence

    Adolescence

    ★★★★½

    "How did we make her?"
    "Same way we made him."

    and fuck andrew tate

    kinda the worst 4 hours youll ever have in your life but god, what a show. owen cooper is... indescribably good. the fact that, apparently, episode 3 was his first time properly acting is insane. hes such a star. everyones amazing in this, but hes the standout of course. he even looks like a little nicholas hoult which made me giggle

    stephen graham (also a co-creator…

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  • The Earliest Show

    The Earliest Show

    ★★★★

    "i think my sister is cute. is that okay?"
    "yeah! follow-up question, what are ya gonna do about it?"
    "follow-up question, gonna be a man and ask her out?"

    i was a fool and watched like the 3rd episode first because it randomly slapped itself into my recommended GOD DAMN IT, ME! EXPERIENCE RUINED

  • Impy's Island

    Impy's Island

    i watched this when i was little and i swear i remember some weirdly horny scene and it makes me fear this movie was made to cover SOMETHING up